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Computers and Related Equipment
EZ2WORK4 Company provides employees access to computers, printers and other equipment for personal and business use. Feel free to use company computers to create and print personal projects and homework assignments. Playing online games allows employees a break from the stress of the work load. Feel free to take a break and play solitaire or any of your favorite games, any time you wish.
Internet
Company computer systems, connected to the internet, are connected for your convenience and enjoyment. Feel free to search, view and download anything you wish as long as it is legal to do so within our state. You may use up to 60% of the hard drive on your computer to store personal items.
eMail & Electronic Communication
Company furnished email accounts are provided for instant communication with friends, family and business contacts.
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